There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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