'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
no you cant smoke seaweed
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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