Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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