Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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