sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
zippers are such a cool invention
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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