went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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