he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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