Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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