Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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