in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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