That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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