Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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