The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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