You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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