did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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