Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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