even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
