the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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