I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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