I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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