Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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