we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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