I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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