I feel like abortions should bother me more
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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