Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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