We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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