She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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