i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
did i just pee glitter
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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