i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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