My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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