Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
