I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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