R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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