Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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