I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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