Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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