well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many