doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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