Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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