Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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