absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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