Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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