I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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