Screwed.edu
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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