We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
