weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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