this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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