It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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