Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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