After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
