i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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