you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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