just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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