I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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